I don’t think any of my posts are showing up. This is a test.
Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like a king.
Treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played.
Normal People flirting: “Hey, sexy ;)”
Me flirting: “If you were a potato… You’d be a good potato.”
Need a laugh?
morgeln asked: I love you...
This isn’t a question…
But I love you too. Especially cuz you’re my first follower and you’re the first person I’m following. So that’s cool.
Cutest photobomb EVER.
I want to be able to pull this off.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
MY CELL PHONE